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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Hooker Scene - YouTube A day. There are no inadequacies. And sometimes, you go back to the well. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Sheriff: Shaggy: Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? The fuck you talkin' about? Wes Craven: 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! Ben Affleck: I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. Went to film school. Sheep are beautiful creatures. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Jay: What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! Brenda? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Willenholly: But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Whillenholly: Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it.
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - Rotten Tomatoes will suck your dick off if you let us go. Jay: Banky: I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Another white boy in this movie? And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Alchetron, the free social encyclopedia The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Well! Well, maybe he just has manners. You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Willenholly: That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous characters. Daphne: Read . Whillenholly: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jay: Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em!
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - DVD Talk Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jay: Crazy crackers with guns.
Jay & Silent Bob Reboot Post-Credits Scene Reveals Deleted - ScreenRant Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. When it comes down to business, this is what I do. Are you even supposed to be here today? A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. Check this shit out. Jay: [Jay nods. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. Get the fuck off her. Wow!
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - All The Tropes We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. I mean, ya gotta grow man. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Jay: Jay: Angel Jay: Hmm, I don't know. I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. You don't know "Jungle Love?" No the clit is real. Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Until it happened to me. It is a comic book, not your dick! The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. What's your damage, little boy? [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. Don't say anything! [counting his money] Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Banky: Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay and Bob watch a scene from Daredevil being shot. The hell with this. The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. I quit! Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Jay: [to Silent Bob] Who'd pay to see that? You're doubling me, obviously. You see! Jay: What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! Chrissy: The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. Sissy: Brent: They gotta break into Provasik now. Action, Gus or what? [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Damn yous! Jay: Tell 'em Steve-Dave. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. Jay: Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. I AM THE C.L.I.T. Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. Silent Bob: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? Whillenholly: Jay: . The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). Well, *you're* in love. Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? Hold it like you'd hold a woman. Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Steve-Dave Pulasti: Brent: Teen #2:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube Say, what's all this talk about farting? Jay: WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. You can't take it back. Oh, now you're the director. Whillenholly: Alright. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes.
Amazon.com: Clerks III [Blu-ray] : Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Justice: Holden: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. I'm a teen idol, dammit! Whillenholly: [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Be smooth. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? Sissy: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Well, actually there was this one time Clark: Jay: Jay: You gotta do the safe picture. More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. Will you fuck me when you get out? Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. Sheriff: Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Sissy: With Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai. You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?"